Tonight’s broadcast comes with a dose of health warning.

With Aso Rock on the verge of unavoidable implosion, I strongly recommend that those of you with weak constitution avoid coming near this page from 7 pm tonight or any of the other numerous Radio Biafra platforms that will be simulcasting my live broadcast.

NB: ‘Constitution’ as used in this context refers to the “the physical makeup of the individual especially with respect to the health, strength, and appearance of the body”. Maka ndi uta.